but that takes effort.
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but that takes effort.
So does breathing. It's amazing you're still alive, really.
yeah but my brain controls that unconsciously. so that doesn't count.
i just ate pancake batter with chocolate chips because i couldn't be bothered to clean the frying pan. see my point?
You need a houseboy. Jax can't be making that much at the Hyatt...
*giggles*
what i need is to start making my harem useful.
And you can spank them when they get lazy.
Except that would be work, too...
spanking isn't *that* much effort. especially if you're already near their ass to begin with.
mmm ... ass grabbing ... man i miss last weekend.
Just remember, there's always the Starky solution...
true, true ... hey, it's not like i'm short on boys. muhahaha.
Word of advice... if you want to stay that way, cut down on the maniacal laughter. It just draws the wrong sort of pervert...